Judge: tumhara jurm sabit hogaya hai

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judge: tumhara jurm sabit hogaya hai
tumhe kal phansi par latka diya jayega
aadmi: wo theek hai lekin utara kab jayega, muje sham ko rickshaw chalana hota hai

iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

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wakeel judge se: qanoon ki is kitaab kay safha number 507 kay mutabiq mairy moakil ko bari kiya jaye judge ne safha dekha to safha number 507 par panch panch circular training hazar walay 5 note thay.
judge: iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta

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judge: tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta
wakeel: kon sala aisa kehta hai?
judge: tumhe site himmat kaisay hui muje sala kehne ki
wakeel: judge sahab mene poocha hai kaun sa law aisa kehta hai

Doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein

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larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai

aik aadmi kay sar par chout lagi

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aik aadmi kay sar par chout lagi
nurse: iss me saat tankay lagenge
aadmi: kitnay paisay
nurse: teen hazar
aadmi: baji sirf taankay lagwanay hain kadai aur peeko nahee karwani

mujhe bemari hai kay khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti

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mareez hakeem se:

mujhe bemari hai kay
khanay kay baad bhook nahee lagti
sonay kay baad neend nahee ati
kaam karoo to thakk jata hoon

hakeem:
saari raat dhoop mein betho theek ho jaogay

Doctor paga se: tum pagal huay kaisay

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doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja…

Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?

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Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

Doctor ke band clinic ke bahar lambi line lagi thee

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Doctor ke band clinic ke bahar lambi line lagi thee aik admi baar bar line tor kar agay ghusta to log usay wapas bhej dete, kafi try karne ke bad aadmi ne kaha lagay raho mene bhi clinic nahee kholna

Abbu: beta is baar exam me marks 90% lana

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Abbu: beta is baar exam me marks 90% lana
Beta: 90% nahee 100% launga
Abbu: beta q mazaq kar rahay ho
Beta: shuru kis ne kiya tha