They’ll kill your dog.

/Short Jokes/

Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.

They’ll kill your dog.

Why are gay men so well dressed?

/Short Jokes/

Why are gay men so well dressed?

They didn’t spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.

Not all math puns are bad.

/Short Jokes/

Not all math puns are bad.

Just sum.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

/Short Jokes/

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

/Short Jokes/

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi dooooo.

I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

/Short Jokes/

I’ve fallen in love with a pencil and we’re getting married.

I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

She said she needs space.

/Short Jokes/

My astronaut girlfriend has dumped me.

She said she needs space.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

/Short Jokes/

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

/Short Jokes/

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

I’ve got some cream for that.

/Short Jokes/

Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.

I’ve got some cream for that.