- Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
- Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone in his Phone Book and told them: “My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6710”
What do these men have in common: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji and Jesus?
Sardar-Ji: All are born on government holidays.