Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car

/Sardar Jokes/
  1. Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. 
    Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? 
    Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.

Sardar bought a new mobile

/Sardar Jokes/
  1. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone in his Phone Book and told them: “My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6710”

Sardar Studies Holy Holidays

/Sardar Jokes/

What do these men have in common: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji and Jesus?
Sardar-Ji: All are born on government holidays.