Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha

/Latifa In Urdu/

Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha

Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

Aik dafa aik bachay ne apnay baap se gadi lene ki zidd ki to baap ne kaha

/Latifa In Urdu/

Aik dafa aik bachay ne apnay baap se gadi lene ki zidd ki to baap ne kaha “agar tum imtehaan me awwal aogay to me tumhei gaadi le dooga”. iss par bachay ne moo banatay huay kaha iss ka matlab hai k aap kabhi gaadi le kar nahee denge

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?

/Latifa In Urdu/

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.

Police constable: tumhara result acha nahin aaya

/Latifa In Urdu/

police constable: tumhara result acha nahin aaya aaj se tumhara khelna our t v band
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo

jitni duaen aap pakistan cricket team ke liye karte hain

/Latifa In Urdu/

jitni duaen aap pakistan cricket team ke liye karte hain utni hi duayen agar aap meri shadi ke liye karte to aaj aap sab logon ki dawat hoti…

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??

/Latifa In Urdu/

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho?? 

Boy: Uncle theek hu, . 

Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?? 

Boy: Bilkul Aapki zindagi ki tarah, . . 

Buzurg: Matlab?? 

Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose .

Thoko like

mein us se shadi karoon gi jis ka kaarobar bohat ouncha ho

/Latifa In Urdu/

larki kaka shararti se : mein us se shadi karoon gi jis ka kaarobar bohat ouncha ho .
kaka shararti : mujh se kar lo mein minaar Pakistan ke oopar paapar bechta hon 

Tum itna q has rahay ho?

/Latifa In Urdu/

do humshakal judwa bachay sardi ke mausam mein aik kamray me baithay thay. un me se aik bacha has has ko loot poot ho raha tha.
baap ne poocha: tum itna q has rahay ho?
bacha: kuch nahee papa aaj mama ne donon do baar us ko nehla diya.

kaka shararati ko phansi ki saza hui…

/Latifa In Urdu/

kaka shararati ko phansi ki saza hui…
Judge: koi aakheri khwahish?
Kaka shararati: meri jaga tum latak jao

Aurton (ladies) ki umar mardon se lambi kiun hoti hai?

/Latifa In Urdu/
  • Aurton (ladies) ki umar mardon se lambi kiun hoti hai??.. q k shopping karne se kisi ko heart attack nahin hota, bill ada karne se ho sakta hai