I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What’s green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance, due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What has fingers and a thumb and looks human?

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What has four fingers and a thumb and looks human?

A severed hand.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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I can still remember my Grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket.

He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

What do skinny jeans have in common?

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No ballroom.

It’s a vicious cycle.

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Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.

It’s a vicious cycle.

I just had to call it a day

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I spent hours trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was.

But, in the end, I just had to call it a day.

There’s a man who remembers your birthday

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Ladies, if there’s a man who remembers your birthday, knows what you enjoy and understands your friends and family

It’s Mark Zuckerberg.