What did one Japanese man say to the other?
I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.
Joke Of The Day
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance, due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.
What has fingers and a thumb and looks human?
What has four fingers and a thumb and looks human?
A severed hand.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?
I can still remember my Grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What do skinny jeans have in common?
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom.
It’s a vicious cycle.
Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.
It’s a vicious cycle.
I just had to call it a day
I spent hours trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was.
But, in the end, I just had to call it a day.
There’s a man who remembers your birthday
Ladies, if there’s a man who remembers your birthday, knows what you enjoy and understands your friends and family
It’s Mark Zuckerberg.