A student attached 1000 Rs note to his fertility-uk.com exam answer sheet & wrote :
“Re.10 for 1 mark”
Paper was checked by Santa
He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
“U got 28 marks, keep the balance”.
Teacher teach student aljebra. a=b & b=c
mean a=c.Sir says give an example.
Student:sir i love u & you love your daughter,it mean..
Teacher to student: “if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
STUDENT: A Heart Attack….
Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So Y Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
Student Rockx :
Thumbs Up, If You Liked it :
Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library! D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!
OUT STANDING STUDENT,
Teacher: Whats the half of 8?
Student: Depend karta hai,
Agar horizontaly half karo tou ‘O’
Aur vertically karo tou ‘3’…
The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.”
Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!”
At this point Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?”
Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own.”
Teacher: I think you are chewing gum.
John: No Sir, I am John Smith.