A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote

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A student attached 1000 Rs note to his fertility-uk.com exam answer sheet & wrote :

“Re.10 for 1 mark”

Paper was checked by Santa

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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:

“U got 28 marks, keep the balance”.

Teacher teach student aljebra

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Teacher teach student aljebra. a=b & b=c
mean a=c.Sir says give an example.
Student:sir i love u & you love your daughter,it mean..

Define College Student … ?

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Define College Student … ?

“A College Student Is Not
The 0ne Who Reads The
Book Before An Exam.
But,
Writes A New Book During
The Exam….

what would she have?

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Teacher to student: “if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack….

Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher:

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Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So Y Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
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Teacher Shocks:
Student Rockx :

Thumbs Up, If You Liked it :

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?

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Teacher to student: Tum class sustanon 350 ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
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Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia.

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life

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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library! D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!

OUT STANDING STUDENT

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OUT STANDING STUDENT,
Teacher: Whats the half of 8?
Student: Depend karta hai,
Agar horizontaly half karo tou ‘O’
Aur vertically karo tou ‘3’…

The teacher said to his class one day.

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The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.”

Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!”

At this point Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?”

Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own.”

I think you are chewing gum

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Teacher: I think you are chewing gum. 
John: No Sir, I am John Smith.