Shohar: Jaan! socha call kar lun. tum muje

/Husband Wife Jokes/Pakistani Jokes/

Shohar: Jaan! socha call kar lun. tum muje yaad kar rhi ho gi.
Biwi: or jo subha larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Shohar: Oh! fitey mu, ghar da meltos number mil gya.

شوہر : جان سوچا کال کر لوں تم مجھے یاد کر legalroids.meراہی ہوگی۔
بیوی : اور جو صبح لڑای ہوی تھی وہ کیا تھا؟
شوہر : او! فٹے موہ گھر دا نمبر مل گیا۔

“Yes dear, it’s already dark out.”

/Husband Wife Jokes/

“Darling, can I go out in this dress?”

“Yes dear, it’s already dark out.”

Marriage is an institution of three rings.

/Husband Wife Jokes/

Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

I got a call telling me my wife’s been taken to the hospital.

/Husband Wife Jokes/

I got a call telling me my wife’s been taken to the hospital.

“Oh my Lord, how is she?!” I asked.

“I’m sorry to say she’s critical,” said the nurse.

“What the heck is she complaining about again?!”

I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.

/Husband Wife Jokes/

I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.

But she figured out I was only after my money.

What to give a man who’s got everything?

/Husband Wife Jokes/

What to give a man who’s got everything? A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.

My wife told me she needs more space.

/Husband Wife Jokes/

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

Why doesn’t our democratic society permit a man to have 2 wives?

/Husband Wife Jokes/

Q: Why doesn’t our democratic society permit a man to have 2 wives?

A: Because our laws protect us against cruel and unusual punishment.

My wife’s cooking is so bad

/Husband Wife Jokes/

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.