Shohar: Jaan! socha call kar lun. tum muje yaad kar rhi ho gi.
Biwi: or jo subha larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Shohar: Oh! fitey mu, ghar da number mil gya.
شوہر : جان سوچا کال کر لوں تم مجھے یاد کر راہی ہوگی۔
بیوی : اور جو صبح لڑای ہوی تھی وہ کیا تھا؟
شوہر : او! فٹے موہ گھر دا نمبر مل گیا۔
“Darling, can I go out in this dress?”
“Yes dear, it’s already dark out.”
Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I got a call telling me my wife’s been taken to the hospital.
“Oh my Lord, how is she?!” I asked.
“I’m sorry to say she’s critical,” said the nurse.
“What the heck is she complaining about again?!”
I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
But she figured out I was only after my money.
What to give a man who’s got everything? A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.
My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.
Q: Why doesn’t our democratic society permit a man to have 2 wives?
A: Because our laws protect us against cruel and unusual punishment.
My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.