The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son.

/Good Jokes/

The Perfect Son.
Alex: I have the perfect son.
Robert: Does he smoke?
Alex: No, he doesn’t.
Robert: Does he drink whiskey?
Alex: No, he doesn’t.
Robert: Does he ever come home late?
Alex: No, he doesn’t.
Robert: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Alex: He will be six months old next Wednesday.