Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

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  1. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner? Grave-y.

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What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner?

Grave-y.

What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.

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What do you call a greedy elf?

Santa walking backward!

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What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backward!

A Mince Spy!

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  1. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

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  1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.

Favorite breakfast with Ice Crispies

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What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies

What kind of music do elves listen

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  1. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.

You cross a duck with Santa

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What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?

A Christmas quacker.

Call a broke Santa Claus?

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What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

Saint-nickel-less.