- Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backward!
- Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.
What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies
- What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.
What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
A Christmas quacker.
What do you call a broke Santa Claus?