Which tea is the most popular

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Which tea is the most popular in psychiatries?

Insanitea

Two state clerks and a running ventilator.

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Q: What is it: “Three in the office but only one works.”

A: Two state clerks and a running ventilator.

At an interview: In the beginning.

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At an interview: “In the beginning, you’ll be earning 20 000, later on, it can go up to 40 000.”

“OK, I’ll come again later then.”

Husband With a minute of silence.

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Wife: “It’s our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?”

Husband: “With a minute of silence.”

These shoes might be tight for the next weeks.

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In a shoe shop: 

These shoes might be tight for the next two weeks. 

Don’t worry. I’ll start wearing them in the third week.

The doctor says to the patient

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The doctor says to the patient: “Your coughing sounds much better.” 

The patient replies: “And no wonder. I spent a lot of time practicing.”

Two men talking on a bus.

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Two men talking on a bus: 

“I’ve been riding this bus to work for 15 years now.”

“Lord Almighty, where did you get on?!”

Teacher: Who do you think invented dancing, children?

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Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” 

Little Johnny: “My guess is a big Irish family with just one bathroom.”

A man comes home and yells joyfully

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A man comes home and yells joyfully: “Honey I won the Lotto! Pack your things for a nice big vacation!”

She asks: “Awesome! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?”

The man beams: “I don’t care. Just be on your way already!”

Eat here or take away?

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The guy who gives out food at the prison canteen asks: “Eat here or take away?”

The prisoner frowns: “Not funny, Marlon! Not funny at all!!”