The boy ran in-front of bus

/Adult Jokes/

Did you hear about the guy who ran in-front of the bus?

He got tired

Baby appears and father disappears

/Adult Jokes/

Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears and father disappears.

Hooker and a drug dealer?

/Adult Jokes/

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.